If I Move in With This Lady My Life Would Be Like ReHab.....What are the Chances She's a Republican?

Just Found this Ad for a Roommate: 

"I am looking for room or roommate in Reston,VA area, 
where an environment is free from drugs, drinks, smoking, violence, & ...  but an environment is filled with talk, laugh, love, happiness, good vegetarian food, & ..."

Guess this is the Yoga BUT NO Pinot Grigio Crowd?

HELP!!!!